Mario: teaching us the magic of mushrooms since 1985
General Tumblr. Years ago, you served our fore-fathers in the Blog Wars. Now they beg you to help them in their struggle against the internet. I regret that I am unable to present my fore-father's re-blogged request to you in person, but my router has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you LOLz has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the internet into the memory systems of this dashboard unit. My fellow bloggers will know how to retrieve it. You must see this blog safely delivered to others on the Internet. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Hopi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only Hope.